It looks like some people are gettin' real nervous down south. The President is tightenin' the screws on that border, makin' sure only the best and brightest are comin' in to eat all our tacos. We gotta keep America great, and that means keepin' out the illegals. They're stealin' jobs and we can't have that. It's all about safety, folks. website

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